btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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