We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Randomize
