I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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