This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i dont even know how to be here
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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