So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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