Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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