I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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