what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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