After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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