Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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