you guys were way drunker than both of me
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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