Are we in a gay sports bar?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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