They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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