My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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