Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
it's great music for shaving your balls
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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