I can tuck mytits in my pants
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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