Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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