census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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