Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
We need to rekindle our bromance
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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