Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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