I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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