I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
This is my gift to your gina
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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