this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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