mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
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