Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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