On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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