If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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