I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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