he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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