Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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