that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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