I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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