Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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