Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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