Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
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