Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
only if we run a train.
done.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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