i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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