I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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