She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I'm really busy with my period
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