I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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