brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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