I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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