Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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