doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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