so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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