Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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