So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
My pussy is not your playground.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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