How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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