worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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