Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
