and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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