pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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