I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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