Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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