On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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